Tuesday, December 21, 2010

A blessed Yule to all.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Tontitown Individualtean http://ping.fm/gPEdW

Monday, December 13, 2010

Fruitless Haiku http://ping.fm/9Q4Iw
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Comfort Zone by Chad Alexander Worden| Lulu Poetry http://ping.fm/VTZK8
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Friday, December 10, 2010

Remember her Acrostic by Chad Alexander Worden| Lulu Poetry http://ping.fm/r0LnF
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Monday, December 6, 2010

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Five Star Plan of Thought

My love is in suspension,
There is pause in my heart beat
and a dark mask hidden here.

I speak without attention.
There is a fear of deceit.
Events in motion appear.

I'm emerging stronger now.
The weakness is receding.
Eyes of determination.

I gave as I can allow.
There will be return needing.
Grateful accusation.

I fight for what I desire.
The return will be karmic.
As ye give, shall ye receive.

11-27-2010@19:17
Chad Alexander Worden

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

I legally proved that Azalia is a lying, money grubbing, controlling, manipulative unfaithful mate with a martyr complex. I also beat the child abuse charges.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

I just saw the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile! Lol It was Eastbound on I-70 going through Ohio about 100 miles North of Columbus. Lol That's funny.
Waking up from nightmares at 3am has become routine. Waking up a second time at 5:30am screaming... isn't. I feel sorry for Bob.I scared the hell out of him.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

My Mother is in the hospital & I'm still dealing with the divorce. Thanks to all the stress I'm having Anxiety Attacks and nightmares again.
The nightmares have started again. For the past couple of days, I have been waking up at 3am in a cold sweat from nightmares.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Worden Family Crest: Worden name literally means Guardians of the   hills and valleys       Eagle  (See Examples)     Person of noble nature
Worden Family Crest: Worden name literally means Guardians of the
hills and valleys

Eagle
(See Examples) Person of noble nature, strength, bravery, and
alertness; or one who is high-spirited, ingenious, quick-witted, and
judicious; "True magnanimity and strength of mind" acc. to Guillim.
If wings "displayed," it signifies protection

Chequy Constancy
-Gold (Or) Generosity and elevation of the mind
and
-Blue (Azure) Truth and loyalty

Bend/Bendy Scarf or shield suspender of a knight commander;
signifies defense or protection
-Silver or White (Argent) Peace and sincerity
-Leopard or Ounce Valiant and hardy warrior who enterprises
hazardous things by force and courage
-Red (Gules) Warrior or martyr; Military strength and magnanimity
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Sunday, August 8, 2010

Mott Community College is doing an MSF class for $25 every weekend until the snow starts. You can go straight from the three day class to get your endorsement.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

FWD from Duane: Hey overbye sent us to sturgis but we got sent back to iowa instead so we physically can't make mi

Monday, July 26, 2010

http://ping.fm/qfNlM This is the guy who is threatening Monkey's job. Trooper James Jaworek Badge# 1239.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Trooper James Jaworek Badge# 1239 is the one who is screwing Duane atm. Send your prayers to Duane, things are rough for him right now. He needs our support.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

One year ago today my life ended. One year ago today my children were ripped away from me by lies. One year ago today the person I loved and trusted with every breath of my being betrayed me in the worst way one can. One year ago today my soon to be ex-wife put into motion a plan she had been preparing for over two years. One year ago today Azalia lied and had me arrested. One year ago today Azalia Worden, my soon ex-wife, took $3000 out of my account and transferred it to hers and then locked me out of our joint assets. One year ago today Azalia and Chad Worden died, leaving behind our children Katerina and Alexander Worden and giving rise to what was underneath my wife. Call her Azalia Taylor now and call her murderer. Why did she do it? Money. A new lover. To open up doors through pity and martyrdom. So that she could have more control, like she always wanted. Maybe. She could have
told the truth at any time and ended this but she has too much pride. This is my one year aniversery.

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Sunday, June 27, 2010

I just found out that the load we just docked today is Polaris crew cabs and will be used in the Gulf oil spill clean up effort. I like. :D
18:06CST. Beltline and George Bush Turnpike in Irving, TX. Large Fire. Possibly just a large Brush fire. Emergency vehicles enroute.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

My diagnosis paperwork.
My diagnosis paperwork.
They've given me a diagnosis: Major sprain with an occult fracture of the Tibia(bone on the outside of the ankle). Ace bandage wrap and RICE.
They just took x-rays. That hurt because I had to assume different positions for the images. Fucking ow...

Monday, June 21, 2010

How is that for proof of injury? Yes, that is how swollen my foot is now. Anyone got the cash for a doctor visit to appease this judge? Seri
How is that for proof of injury? Yes, that is how swollen my foot is now. Anyone got the cash for a doctor visit to appease this judge? Seriously, did he think I was going to try to fake a bloody injury to get out of appearing in court after all the hell I went through to get a ride? I don't know if he is just being a by the book kind of guy or if he is showing discrimination in this case, but Azalia's lawyer(Tomas Kirkpatrick) told me he didn't need any proof. I had him on speaker phone again, so there were witnesses. Christ, it's getting to be where I need an alibi and a witness to use the bathroom. I keep getting accused of shit when I'm not even in the same state! That's why I ran to Michigan after the first attempt Azalia made to falsify evidence to make it look like I broke the PPO. Then to MO after Azalia kept harassing me at my Mother's house. Now I can't ever stay in one spot
alone for fear she'll try something and I always have at least one person with me at all times. Damn!
The case was continued to August 16th at 9am CST. Get your information together so I don't have to issue supeanas. The judge wants proof of my injury too.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

This is what my right ankle looks like.            This is what my left ankle looks like. It also hurts like hell.              While I was
This is what my right ankle looks like.





This is what my left ankle looks like. It also hurts like hell.






While I was hooking up the trailer I slipped as I was getting off the back of the truck, tried to catch myself on a nearby fence and landed on my left ankle wrong. It is most likely a sprain with a possible dislocation. I can move it with extreme pain and difficulty, so I doubt it is broken or fractured. Nevertheless, I am in enough pain to give me nausea. Ow...
Exit 63 in Antioch I saw this woman and man holding up a sign that read
Exit 63 in Antioch I saw this woman and man holding up a sign that read "Happy Father's Day: Hungry." After Duane got out of the bathroom at the TA, I discussed it with him and had him stop at the intersection. I handed her my last MRE. I know what it is like to go hungry and as long as I can help it, no one goes hungry around me. My Father taught me that... both of my Fathers. Those people will have a hot meal tonight and I will have the satisfaction of knowing that, at least regarding me, nothing has changed. I did not lose who I am during this process.
Yeah... that's a sprain at least. It hurts a hell of a lot and the swelling has spread over my foot and up my leg with heavy bruising around
Yeah... that's a sprain at least. It hurts a hell of a lot and the swelling has spread over my foot and up my leg with heavy bruising around the ankle itself and the edge of the foot. Walking is incredibly difficult. I wish I had my air boot, but sadly that is at the house in Manchester. It would be nice if I could get Azalia's lawyer to have Azalia deliver it to me along with my guitar. Oh well... He and I spoke Friday about continuing this case until August. July is bad for him because he has several juvenile cases to get to at that time. August will be easier for him. I told him that was fine with me, that gives me time to heal.
[Fwd: Ankle update]

Friday, June 18, 2010

This is what my left ankle looks like. It also hurts like hell.    This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from
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This is what my right ankle looks like.
This is what my right ankle looks like.
Everything is set for getting to Tennessee. It's going to hurt and I really wish Azalia had just told the truth from the start. Wish me luck and positive energy

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Knowledge without resources to apply it is like a masterwork of art without an audience; a splendor only in the artist's memory.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

While over at James and Megan's house I heard this poor thing crying. It had fallen down a well and all its mother could do was watch. She r
While over at James and Megan's house I heard this poor thing crying. It had fallen down a well and all its mother could do was watch. She ran off as soon as I approached. With the help of one of Duane's tow ropes, I pulled this adorable kitten from the well. Unfortunately since I am homeless, I cannot keep it. Currently, my friends Smexy and Mike are giving it a good home. It has a name now, Honeypot, and a friend in from 2%'s batch of kitten named Sgt. Peppers.
Honeypot and Sgt. Peppers, Smexy's kittens now. Sgt. Peppers is from 2%'s batch.
Honeypot and Sgt. Peppers, Smexy's kittens now. Sgt. Peppers is from 2%'s batch.
Honeypot. The kitten I rescued from a well.
Honeypot. The kitten I rescued from a well.
Brandi's Isis. She needs a new home if anyone can help.
Brandi's Isis. She needs a new home if anyone can help.
Matt and Keli's Tigger Boo.
Matt and Keli's Tigger Boo.
Andrew and Kandis's kitties.
Andrew and Kandis's kitties.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Azalia still hadn't done the phased-in parenting arrangement so no settlement could be reached. That's all I was waiting for and she failed.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Tomorrow is court again for divorce. I don't know what Azalia is going to try this time to hurt me. Maybe one day, she'll learn to stop.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Seperation of Church and State http://ping.fm/hWsMV

Thursday, May 13, 2010

People really are a mixed bag of nuts...

Okay, so most people know my situation right now. I'm homeless, unemployed, going through a nasty divorce, and Azalia stole all of the assets and refuses to give me access to anything or to have access to my children. On top of this, I can't buy a bag of peanuts? Wow, some people are really worthless scumbags.

Anyways, I walked to the corner Shell station where I've been more than once or twice and proceeded to cruise the aisles in search of sustenance. I haven't eaten since yesterday morning, hence I was being frugal with my remaining five dollars. I finally came to the conclusion that three bags of peanuts provided the most nutritional and caloric content I could afford as well as being filling.

The prices on a pair of honey roasted peanuts was labled at $1.59 and the bag of in-shell peanuts of a smaller weight was listed at $.99. Satisfied with my find and looking forward to enjoying my banquet, I headed to the counter. The cashier, a surly and dim-witted looking fellow, rang up my items and then told me $5.35 as my total. I asked him why it was higher than it should be and quoted the prices of each item. He responded by stating that the price of the honey-roasted peanuts was higher than I stated. I denied this and walked back to the rack said peanuts were on and pulled the price tag. It clearly stated the correct price I had quoted along with a matching UPC to the items I had selected. Stupefied, the clerk turned to his fellow of an equally surly and disreputable appearance and asked what should be done.

The new cretin turned one of the bags over and over in his hands like a chimpanzee trying to solve a Rubik's cube and came to the conclusion that there was nothing to be done about it and that the price was correct, regardless of the marked price. When I asked for the manager all three clods in attendance smugly reported that the manager had already left for the day. By now, a crowd had gathered over the commotion.

The primates in question continued to argue over the $.35 difference, which if I had I may have paid just to escape the situation but I doubt it, and the situation escalated into baboons honking and barking obscenities at me as the onlooking crowd muttered in confusion.

I decided enough was enough and removed myself from the situation. I have contacted Shell's corporate office and registered a complaint. In the meantime, I recommend not shopping at Shell. While I don't blame the entire company, I'm not going to endorse them either.
Wow... people really are a mixed bag of nuts. Don't shop at Shell btw. I was just refused service for pointing out a price error at checkout

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Sunday, May 9, 2010

To all those Mother's, whether they deserve it or not, happy mother's day. You are our life givers, supporters, and give us our children.

Friday, May 7, 2010

My daughter was cuter as a baby than this other kid. Check out the pictures and vote!

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Random Acrostic(SPESSHUL!!!) http://ping.fm/kq38z
Meijers Limerick http://ping.fm/BVNMd
The Fool by Chad Alexander Worden| Lulu Poetry http://ping.fm/b94SR
Circles Parody http://ping.fm/MeLuv
Cunnilingus http://ping.fm/6jJXM
The Fool http://ping.fm/dxQkU

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Hydrogen http://ping.fm/Nq6tY
Mistress Melody http://ping.fm/2fBxG
Won't you join the dance? http://ping.fm/DNcKY
Cathy at David Pate's office just rescheduled my visitation again without my permission, saying "Azalia said she has plans for the evening."

Monday, April 26, 2010

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Remember Boobquake tomorrow ladies. ;) Make sure you take pictures and post them. :D http://ping.fm/bgXwX

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Ode to the Cynical Critic http://ping.fm/HLBa7

Friday, April 23, 2010

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Homeless Technoholic http://ping.fm/WrVGk
My Hearts http://ping.fm/4FW7B
My Hearts by Chad Alexander Worden| Lulu Poetry http://ping.fm/pmDnY
Skin Mask http://ping.fm/hWUgS
Worthless Woman Individualtean* by Chad Alexander Worden| Lulu Poetry http://ping.fm/9qjJs
Worthless Woman Individualtean* http://ping.fm/0GGPj
Got a hold of "Abby" from the notice pinned on my Mother's door. It's from the Genesee County Prosecuting Attorney children's division. WTF?

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Notice Of Pending Action Service To Process

When my mother and sister came home, a "Notice Of Pending Action Service To Process" was taped on the door. They sent me a message on Facebook telling me it say's to call 810-691-9844 and ask for Abby. It claims I must call within 24hrs. It was left at 3:40pm. It says I need to schedule an appointment to receive my copy of the papers. It claims that no info regarding the documents will be provided over the phone. Though it continues to state that I may have whomever I like at the meeting. It sternly warns that failure to call may be interpreted as my intention to resist or oppose service of process.

Mind you I haven't actually seen this document, this is just what was described to me. My mother was pissed off that it was taped to the back door of her house, an act she considers trespassing. She called the number to complain, but only got an answering machine. I called when I got the message and got an answering machine as well.

I'm guessing this is likely from Azalia's attorney. The last time he and I spoke, he was very unprofessional. He even hung up on me, claiming he didn't have to talk to me. Since I'm forced to represent myself due to Azalia stealing all of our joint assets, I was kind of under the impression that we did have to speak together in order to negotiate a settlement to the divorce.

Forgive me for an all inclusive statement, but I honestly think all lawyers are scumbags. Perhaps there are exceptions to that rule, but I've yet to meet one who wasn't akin to a grease-spot in demeanor. I tried to be nice to this particular one, because "you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar" as my Grandmother Worden always used to say, but from the start he has been difficult.

He was gleeful over the entire process. From the first time I saw him he was happy as a clam that I was miserable and not interested one wit in resolving this matter quickly and with a minimum of pain and suffering on both sides of the board. I honestly believe that if I had a lawyer of my own, he'd be facing charges himself for some of the shit he's pulled.

So here I am: No clue what the hell is with the note on my mother's door, still haven't heard from the marriage counselor regarding my visitation, and still unemployed. You know what? Karma. I know what I have and haven't done and know what I'll honestly be receiving. Karma catches up to everyone.

You only reap what you sow...
My mother came home to a "Notice Of Pending Action Service To Process" taped on the door apparently addressed to me, probably from Azalia.
3am Prayer http://ping.fm/UMFkr
Monkey Acrostic http://ping.fm/TupFt
Tigger Cat http://ping.fm/1zOiK
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Monday, April 19, 2010

My visitation today never happened...

Because my last visitation was canceled by David Pate's office, specifically by Cathy his secretary due to him having a new client run longer in session than was intended, I was supposed to have visitation today. Lo and behold, they never called today. So I am denied my rights towards my children once again.

If anyone wants his information so they can inform him of his error or his office on my behalf, here it is:

David Pate
Manchester Family Counseling Center

104 East High Street
Manchester, TN 37355-1525
(931) 723-0380

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Every time I call to remind them, they get pissed off at me. If I call early, they complain. If I call on time, they tell me they are running late. It is honestly ridiculous.

Seriously, I went through Anger Management with this guy after Azalia requested it and he said I didn't need it. So what gives?

So is this some kind of test? Like, is this specifically to provoke a reaction out of me?

Fine, here's a reaction for you: That is childish and sadistic. These are my children we are talking about, not pawns in some twisted game.

You don't use children like that. It's sick. It's incredibly damaging and abusive to the children.

Eventually, karma will catch up to you. It'll pop up in different ways; but the more misery you create, the more misery you'll wallow in. You'll find more and more troubles fall your way, whether by impaired health or financial woes, you only reap what you sow.

That's why I try to do good things for people and cheer up those who I know are going through hard times themselves. Pay it forward. That's why I extended trust even when I had no reason to. Those who broke it, well... karma will catch up to you. Enjoy your own personal Hell, I'm going to try to make the best of what I can.
So much for my visitation today. They never even called this time. 10 to 1: Cathy(David's secretary) forgot to set it up after the last one.
To whomever has been going onto my poetry.com profile and rating my poems 1 instead of giving them an honest rating: suck a turd, bitch.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Friday, April 16, 2010

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Confession Limerick http://ping.fm/wSZMV
Nothingness Doesn't Bring Happiness Haiku http://ping.fm/cv8BL
Is It Luck Or Is Life Rigged? http://ping.fm/lbese
Hairless Mole Haiku http://ping.fm/VAbzV
Can't Bite My Style Individualtean 10a8b6c8b10a6c http://ping.fm/pUwKV
Regret Individualtean 10a8b6c8b10a6c http://ping.fm/t000k

Monday, April 12, 2010

The winners for the 9th through the 12th haven't been announced yet, so I still have a chance.
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I never used Digg before. Have you? It looks spiffy. http://ping.fm/paDyE

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Register and Vote PLEASE! I currently hold first and second place with 14 poems in the top 100! http://ping.fm/fdkzn
I have six poems in the top 100! Register and vote 10! I might be able to win this!
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Good Morning Haiku http://ping.fm/BOhxu

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Here's one for everyone in Michigan to enjoy. http://ping.fm/gN2Hn
Porcelain Mask http://ping.fm/qBBpu

Friday, April 9, 2010

My visitation with my children was canceled due to the marriage counselor having an appointment with a new client run too long. :(

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Well, my first book is now available for sale. 10% off for a limited time! http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/polemic-onus/8616103

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Blessed Ēostre, may you hold those dear to me close to your bosom and bring them good fortune. Happy Easter.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Azalia requested to file our taxes jointly and split the refund I agreed and sent my W2. She accepted it via David Pate, refused to split it

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Rice cookers are one of the greatest inventions on the face of the planet. I have learned to cook just about anything in them. Go buy one.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Katerina and Alexander accused Azalia of Adultery again today during our visitation and gave a name and description. It is documented again.
Court was pushed back to March 15th @ 1:00pm. Still working on a settlement. Let negotiations begin... like they should have at mediation.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Why I haven't blogged in awhile...

Because of the drama going on in my life, that I used to simply blog about to vent and gain emotional catharsis, I have suspended my blogging until further notice.

It grieves me that I am now denied this last outlet to me frustrations due to the selfishness and maliciousness of other people. Once I sever ties with these people permanently, I will return to your regularly scheduled blog. Until then, I will divert my energies elsewhere and continue to write in private.

Thank you to my readers, and no the bad people didn't win. ;)
Due to inclement weather, my bus was canceled and I will be unable to attend court at the appointed time. We are working on a settlement.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Today is Azalia's Birthday. The judge had wanted to set our court appearance today. I begged him out of respect for my wife to change it.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

"If our divorce laws were improved, we could at least say that if marriage does nobody much good it does nobody any harm." Dame Rebecca West(1892-1983), The Clarion.