Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Random Acrostic(SPESSHUL!!!)
Meijers Limerick
The Fool by Chad Alexander Worden| Lulu Poetry
Circles Parody
The Fool

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Mistress Melody
Won't you join the dance?
Cathy at David Pate's office just rescheduled my visitation again without my permission, saying "Azalia said she has plans for the evening."

Monday, April 26, 2010

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Remember Boobquake tomorrow ladies. ;) Make sure you take pictures and post them. :D

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Ode to the Cynical Critic

Friday, April 23, 2010

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Homeless Technoholic
My Hearts
My Hearts by Chad Alexander Worden| Lulu Poetry
Skin Mask
Worthless Woman Individualtean* by Chad Alexander Worden| Lulu Poetry
Worthless Woman Individualtean*
Got a hold of "Abby" from the notice pinned on my Mother's door. It's from the Genesee County Prosecuting Attorney children's division. WTF?

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Notice Of Pending Action Service To Process

When my mother and sister came home, a "Notice Of Pending Action Service To Process" was taped on the door. They sent me a message on Facebook telling me it say's to call 810-691-9844 and ask for Abby. It claims I must call within 24hrs. It was left at 3:40pm. It says I need to schedule an appointment to receive my copy of the papers. It claims that no info regarding the documents will be provided over the phone. Though it continues to state that I may have whomever I like at the meeting. It sternly warns that failure to call may be interpreted as my intention to resist or oppose service of process.

Mind you I haven't actually seen this document, this is just what was described to me. My mother was pissed off that it was taped to the back door of her house, an act she considers trespassing. She called the number to complain, but only got an answering machine. I called when I got the message and got an answering machine as well.

I'm guessing this is likely from Azalia's attorney. The last time he and I spoke, he was very unprofessional. He even hung up on me, claiming he didn't have to talk to me. Since I'm forced to represent myself due to Azalia stealing all of our joint assets, I was kind of under the impression that we did have to speak together in order to negotiate a settlement to the divorce.

Forgive me for an all inclusive statement, but I honestly think all lawyers are scumbags. Perhaps there are exceptions to that rule, but I've yet to meet one who wasn't akin to a grease-spot in demeanor. I tried to be nice to this particular one, because "you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar" as my Grandmother Worden always used to say, but from the start he has been difficult.

He was gleeful over the entire process. From the first time I saw him he was happy as a clam that I was miserable and not interested one wit in resolving this matter quickly and with a minimum of pain and suffering on both sides of the board. I honestly believe that if I had a lawyer of my own, he'd be facing charges himself for some of the shit he's pulled.

So here I am: No clue what the hell is with the note on my mother's door, still haven't heard from the marriage counselor regarding my visitation, and still unemployed. You know what? Karma. I know what I have and haven't done and know what I'll honestly be receiving. Karma catches up to everyone.

You only reap what you sow...
My mother came home to a "Notice Of Pending Action Service To Process" taped on the door apparently addressed to me, probably from Azalia.
3am Prayer
Monkey Acrostic
Tigger Cat
How I Rate a Poem

Monday, April 19, 2010

My visitation today never happened...

Because my last visitation was canceled by David Pate's office, specifically by Cathy his secretary due to him having a new client run longer in session than was intended, I was supposed to have visitation today. Lo and behold, they never called today. So I am denied my rights towards my children once again.

If anyone wants his information so they can inform him of his error or his office on my behalf, here it is:

David Pate
Manchester Family Counseling Center

104 East High Street
Manchester, TN 37355-1525
(931) 723-0380

Every time I call to remind them, they get pissed off at me. If I call early, they complain. If I call on time, they tell me they are running late. It is honestly ridiculous.

Seriously, I went through Anger Management with this guy after Azalia requested it and he said I didn't need it. So what gives?

So is this some kind of test? Like, is this specifically to provoke a reaction out of me?

Fine, here's a reaction for you: That is childish and sadistic. These are my children we are talking about, not pawns in some twisted game.

You don't use children like that. It's sick. It's incredibly damaging and abusive to the children.

Eventually, karma will catch up to you. It'll pop up in different ways; but the more misery you create, the more misery you'll wallow in. You'll find more and more troubles fall your way, whether by impaired health or financial woes, you only reap what you sow.

That's why I try to do good things for people and cheer up those who I know are going through hard times themselves. Pay it forward. That's why I extended trust even when I had no reason to. Those who broke it, well... karma will catch up to you. Enjoy your own personal Hell, I'm going to try to make the best of what I can.
So much for my visitation today. They never even called this time. 10 to 1: Cathy(David's secretary) forgot to set it up after the last one.
To whomever has been going onto my profile and rating my poems 1 instead of giving them an honest rating: suck a turd, bitch.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Friday, April 16, 2010

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Confession Limerick
Nothingness Doesn't Bring Happiness Haiku
Is It Luck Or Is Life Rigged?
Hairless Mole Haiku
Can't Bite My Style Individualtean 10a8b6c8b10a6c
Regret Individualtean 10a8b6c8b10a6c

Monday, April 12, 2010

The winners for the 9th through the 12th haven't been announced yet, so I still have a chance.
I never used Digg before. Have you? It looks spiffy.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Register and Vote PLEASE! I currently hold first and second place with 14 poems in the top 100!
I have six poems in the top 100! Register and vote 10! I might be able to win this!
Good Morning Haiku

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Here's one for everyone in Michigan to enjoy.
Porcelain Mask

Friday, April 9, 2010

My visitation with my children was canceled due to the marriage counselor having an appointment with a new client run too long. :(

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Well, my first book is now available for sale. 10% off for a limited time!

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Blessed Ēostre, may you hold those dear to me close to your bosom and bring them good fortune. Happy Easter.