Sunday, May 29, 2011

Yesterday I put in my experimental companion planting idea. Combining Squarefoot gardening, nurse cropping, and diversity; this will be good
I've been hardening off my transplants this past week and man... they are seriously sturdy little buggers!
How is it that one can follow links from a creationist topic(reference page, mind you) and end up in cryptozoology reading about hoaxes?
Ignorance is not an excuse for "God did it" and a foundation of that does not make an for an essay. Some of us read reference pages.

Saturday, May 28, 2011


Saturday, May 14, 2011

Fuck you,! I had been working on that blog post for hours and you just say "Posting Error" and won't let me recover it?
Oh my freaking Cthuluhu... I'm eating what sourdough is meant for: a hot sandwich with cheese and mustard. Wow, that was so worth it.
Two loaves of bread baked and a third rising. I'm on very little sleep. Insomnia, you need to go away. I have important things to do today.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Ah, Friday the 13th. Usually a good day for me. Is Wikipedia slow for anyone else today?

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Mother's Day

For all those Mother's today whom I appreciate, you're one of my favorite parents.

For all those Mothers I hate today, I hope you die in a fire.

For those I'm more apathetic towards, may you live long enough to shit yourself.

If you don't know which of these three categories you fit in, ask yourself these questions:
  1. Do I talk to you?
  2. Do I talk about you?
  3. Do you think I would like to see you shit yourself?
If you answered yes to the first one, you have a good chance of being a class "A" mother. If you answered yes to both one and two, you are almost certainly class "A". If you answered no to the first but yes to the second, you are likely class "B". If you answered no to the first and second, you are class "C". If you answered yes to the third, you're changing your own diapers.

In conclusion, it is four five-thirty in the morning and I haven't slept yet. If you don't know whether or not I hate you, ask me and I'll be sure to let you know. Otherwise I probably have said exactly how I feel.

Now go change your diapers, Mother. I ordered you extra-jumbo size samples from Walmart again. I hope they finally arrived. Oh, and I hope the support group for adults with incontinence is helping.

Friday, May 6, 2011

I went and saw Thor today. I had my hair down. When I walked out of the theater, people were pointing because I looked like Thor. Funny, eh?

Tuesday, May 3, 2011 is down. Let us mourn in silence. (...) On another note I need to know where the closest BWW that does the Hot Wings challenge is.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Donate to end hunger in America

Hey if you buy any products from ConAgra Foods (Banquet microwavable meals, Chef Boyardee, Healthy Choice, Peter Pan peanut butter, Kid Cuisine, or Marie Callender's), they're offering a donation program right now. For every purchase you make, they donate to local food banks through Feeding America.
Tomato update: 2 days, ~70 degrees constant, soil kept visibly moist, germination achieved in 1 seed. 1/72 in 2 days = 1.38~% germination.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Well, supposedly Osama Bin Laden has been killed and the USA has his body.