Sunday, May 29, 2011
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Friday, May 13, 2011
Ah, Friday the 13th. Usually a good day for me. Is Wikipedia slow for anyone else today?
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Sunday, May 8, 2011
Mother's Day
For all those Mothers I hate today, I hope you die in a fire.
For those I'm more apathetic towards, may you live long enough to shit yourself.
If you don't know which of these three categories you fit in, ask yourself these questions:
- Do I talk to you?
- Do I talk about you?
- Do you think I would like to see you shit yourself?
In conclusion, it is
Now go change your diapers, Mother. I ordered you extra-jumbo size samples from Walmart again. I hope they finally arrived. Oh, and I hope the support group for adults with incontinence is helping.
Friday, May 6, 2011
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Monday, May 2, 2011
Donate to end hunger in America
Hey if you buy any products from ConAgra Foods (Banquet microwavable meals, Chef Boyardee, Healthy Choice, Peter Pan peanut butter, Kid Cuisine, or Marie Callender's), they're offering a donation program right now. For every purchase you make, they donate to local food banks through Feeding America.
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