What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese!
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
What do you call a woman with one leg? Ilene.
Where does the one legged woman work? IHOP.
What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull? Lipstick.
What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
I know they are wrong and such, but humor helps the depression.