Saturday, October 3, 2009

Blog thing fun...

WARNING: this test contains adult content.
Sperm Dumpster
Sperm Dumpster
Whether you are on the street earning your pimp's cash or fighting with your pimp over how much you get paid, in the end, you are still getting laid.
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Okay.

Whats your sex style?
Fierce Sex Style
Fierce Sex Style
Straight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!!
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Which Playboy girlfriend are you?
Holly
Holly
Like Holly, you love animals, theatre, and great sex!!! You..'re sweet, a kid at heart and always on time for anything you..'re expected to attend! You�re a hopeless romantic, making you the perfect girlfriend who is sure to stick around through the ups and downs!!! Any guy hoping to claim you as his girl next door lover he needs to remember romance is key!
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What Is Your Inner Desire?
Desireless
Desireless
You have no inner desire. You are completely content with life and are very care free. You are very opptimistic about almost everything. This is a good attitude to have, its always good to love life and take it as it comes and enjoy the good times instead of dwelling on the bad.
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I have desires, I'm just not expressing them anymore.

What kind of lover are you?
Passionate
Passionate
You're a very intimate lover who makes love rather than just has sex. You can't get going unless you are head over heels in love with the person you're with. For this, your lovemaking is very intense, producing multiple orgasms for both you and your mate. You are very tender and emotional when it comes to sex and are often praised for how good you can make it. It's very easy for you to feed off of what your mate wants and you never have a problem giving it to them.
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Are you good in bed
READY TO GET DOWN AND DIRTY!!!
READY TO GET DOWN AND DIRTY!!!
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Your one of the best in bed! You know what your partner wants and how they want it. You love to try new things and love being in control when in bed (or where ever you might be). They beg you for more and they wish you'ld never stop.
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Whats Your Sex Style
HARDCORE!!
HARDCORE!!
You like it given to you rough! You like the stereo blaring and hearing eachother heavy breathing. you love to get intimate
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Actually, I prefer no music except the rhythm of our bodies together and I wouldn't exactly say I like it rough, I just like it often.




Disliking Gym Says You Are Thoughtful



You are thoughtful, philosophical, and downright cerebral.

For you, gym is too intense and competitive. You aren't always in the mood for playing hard.



You may or may not be into exercise - but any physical movement you do is under your own terms.

You don't get your happiness through thrills or adrenalin rushes. Your bliss comes from quiet reflection.







Your Uncommon Name Is: Gaston Sherwood Tee



Weird, but it works.







Your Power Bird is an Owl



You are beyond wise. You are so smart, you're almost prophetic.

Your inner voice always speaks the truth, and you take the time to listen to it.

You are good at seeing who people are... including the darkness of others.

As a result, you tend to have a rather dark - yet realistic - outlook on life.







You Take the Road Everyone Travels



You see companionship and loyalty as what's most important in life.



You live a life of leisure. You take your time in every aspect of life and enjoy it to the fullest.



You don't like a lot of risk or randomness in your life. You prefer to stick with what's known, even if it's a bit boring.



You are able to find a fairly healthy balance between work and play. You work when you need to, but you never let yourself burn out.



In another life, you could have been a great novelist. You have a knack for describing things in an interesting way.







You Are Mr. Burns



Okay, so you're evil...



You have big plans to rule the world, and you'll destroy it in the process if necessary!



You will be remembered for: the exploitation of the masses



Life philosophy: "One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar."







You Are a Chocolate Mocha and Orange Cheesecake



Enthusiastic and intense, there's so much you love in the world... it's hard to do it all.

You are good at getting things to mix - friends, flavors, hobbies. You're the master of fusion!







You Are a Natural Charmer



You are a smooth character. Your charm is legendary.

You're the type of person who could get away with almost anything.



People don't know much about you, except that you're complicated. You also tend to be deeper than most.

You can be trusted to always follow through and people crave your company.



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